OK so the first Pirates commercial of 2014 is pretty pitiful.  It's pedro interacting with some touch screen thing to display the free shirt details for an upcoming game.  Same clip of him pressing the screen used twice in 10 seconds.

Boring.

RATING:

2 hats

1 bat

1 sword

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4 out of a possible 30 on the HBS-meter.  It only earned the 2nd hat because the graphics were decent and Tim Neverett did the voiceover.