Pirates 2014 commercial #2:

Looks like We're going with the same concept from last year for a lot of the promos -- a simple uncreative sequence of video clips and still shots with some music in the background -- only it seems like we'll be enduring a lot more dubstep this season.

Sigh.

ATTENTION YOUNG PEOPLE: GROW A PAIR OF EARS AND LEARN WHAT MUSIC IS.  YOU ARE A MAJOR DRIVING FORCE/TARGET IN ADVERTISING AND YOU ARE MAKING THE REST OF US LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT.

1 hat
1 bat
2 swords
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4 on the HBS meter.  I gave it an extra sword because I know this won't be the worst commercial of the year and I need to save that rating for something truly deserving.